Ray Harryhausen Eaten by Creature

Special Effects creator Ray Harryhausen was devoured by one of his creations this morning as he was on his way to breakfast. The incident was caught on camera by this iPhone snapshot taken by one of the assistant cooks.
The breakfast would have consisted of hotcakes, genuine Vermont maple syrup, eggs over easy, a bit of whole grain toast and coffee, milk and cream. Harryhausen's breakfast will be resin-coated and preserved at the Film Museum in Denmark.

Satisfied creature cleans teeth after having eaten Harryhausen in a single gulp.

Ancient Egyptian Jet Plane

An ancient Egyptian jet aircraft from the period of Akhen-Aten's reign, about 1530 B.C. was uncovered today at a dig near Wadi el-Amarna.
Egyptologists were fascinated by the find, which bears some resemblance to a modern MiG 25R, the fastest plane in existence today.
Just how the ancient Egyptians stumbled onto the technology has been answered by several ancient inscriptions found near the airplane.
"Don't open until Xmas, AD 2012" was an inscription found on the plane's wooden sarcophagus shell, most of which had rotted away centuries ago. "be careful, this air craft is really fast," and "fill with regular," were also found attached to the plane's body in various places.
A crate of body lotion was found in a nearby grave.

MiG 25 in

Psychic Robot Invasion

Model, businesswoman and famous personality Ivanka Trump has been skillfully and seamlessly replaced by this brand-new model of the SX-69 Robot from YoyoDyne Industries. The robot has slightly better measurements than the original and has no inhibitions. The SX-69 will be on sale sometime in September to coincide with the Back to School Market.

X-Ray Glasses Demonstrated in Tokyo

Two Tokyo-based Wizards of the Divine Image demonstrated the power of these X-Ray Glasses invented by Tetsu Yano, developer of the impact-triggered parachute and the external combustion engine.
One of the disadvantages of the X-Ray Goggles is that they are so powerful that when viewing another person, you can only see the bones.
On the other hand, they are considered the very next thing for the industrial espionage counterspy.

Horse-drawn carriages line the streets in the alternate universe just next door to ours. In this world, the horseless carriage, which we now call the automobile or car, was never invented, nor were the steam engine and internal combustion engine. The only powered engine available is the external combustion engine, the use of which tends to be fatal for the operator.

Using the simple technique of remote reading that I used in the service, I was able to locate this photo of a relic US Army missile site that was active during the Cold War and was closed in 1979. Former workers have testified that this site once contained nuclear warheads for the missiles.
I have the original map that I drew back in the days of the Cold War, and it is about 97% accurate for layout. Taking into account that changes were certainly made in the interim, I would say that my hand-drawn map is very close to precise.

How to Kill a Goat with Mental Power

The best way to kill a goat is to slit its throat, but if you haven't got the guts for that (pun intended) then the next best way is with pure mental power. But how to kill with psychic energy? Couldn't be simpler. Here's my simple method for killing a goat with mental power:

1. Obtain a goat. If it's already dead, you have no problem and can ignore the rest of the instructions.
2. Place the goat in an enclosed room with excellent ventilation. The reason for good ventilation will, if you have followed my advice here, not become quite as obvious as it would if you haven't.
3. Tether the goat to a stake driven into the floor of the room. If the floor is made of wood, concrete or vinyl tile, you may have a problem with this, in which case, drill a hole and drive a screw-based tether device into it, then attach the tether to the base, and simply attach the other end onto the goat's collar ring. If the goat has no collar with collar ring, obtain one now and affix it loosely but firmly to the goat, around the neck.
4. Make certain that the tether strap is no longer than five feet.
5. Take a seated position about ten feet from the base of the tether stake. This will place the goat at no closer range than five feet if the tether is five feet long or slightly shorter. You want a bit of range, and after you've killed four or five goats, you'll want to increase your range up to a few miles. By your 50th dead goat, you should have improved your range significantly and won't need the tether.
6. Using force of will power, will yourself into your Causal Body. From that viewpoint, place your attention fully onto the goat. With your Causal Body vision, you will be able to easily view the entire nervous system of the goat. Now merely cause a single electron to misfire anywhere in the basal area of the brain and wait about thirty seconds. If the goat is not dead, repeat as necessary until it is.
7. See my blog, "What to do with a dead goat".

Targeting the Future

It's easy to target the future. You do it the same way you target a present-time location. Think of time as a series of locations, not a flow of events, and you'll get it. If you can't make head or tail of it, consult my training course on targeting the future. Meanwhile, let's talk about the past:

Back in the day, we never targeted goats. I don't know where they got that crap from, anyway. Must have been the guys after my duty, sometime after 1972, I guess. We went right after the Soviet KGB doppelgangers themselves, the guys who were teleporting into the ... into the... damn, I can't tell you. Well...I could tell you, but then, of course...you know.

Targeting the Future

It's easy to target the future. You do it the same way you target a present-time location. Think of time as a series of locations, not a flow of events, and you'll get it. If you can't make head or tail of it, consult my training course on targeting the future. Meanwhile, let's talk about the past.

We never targeted goats. I don't know where they got that crap from, anyway. Must have been the guys after my duty, sometime after 1972, I guess. We went right after the Soviet KGB doppelgangers themselves, the guys who were teleporting into the ... into the... damn, I can't tell you. Well...I could tell you, but then, of course...you know.

Recruitment

I was a Cold War Psychic Spy.

What does that really mean?

It's not your James Bond kind of spy. James Bond wouldn't have lasted a day in the real world of espionage.

I started out as a PI -- Private Eye -- in 1959, New York City and New Jersey, with Management Safeguards, a company that sent undercover agents into places where bad things were happening -- in one notable case, it was the large-scale theft of tv sets, radios, cameras, expensive luggage and even five-piece furniture room groups. At this time, I exhibited an inherited talent at psychic intuition, which was used extensively by my employers.

Later, in 1962, I was recruited into the Army Security Agency and eventually, in 1964, along with other psychic empowered intelligence personnel, was recruited into a team to counteract Soviet Psychic Doppelganers. Our "Activity" later became what is now known as Project Stargate, but I was there almost a full decade before what is now officially confirmed.

I was involved during this period in a number of different black ops, some of which would absolutely distort your reality on what is really happening on this planet and who's really in charge. It all revolves around UFOs, psychic spying, telepathy, teleportation and astral projection, and my position as "control" for a number of double agents.

Contrary to popular belief, we had one helluva good "hit" rate in our predictions, astral projection penetrations and remote readings. Several important individuals grew to depend on my tarot readings.

The U.S. government has repeatedly denied any continuing interest in the subject of UFOs, psychic espionage and activities, and its official position is that we never existed.

In all my time on the Back Side in black ops, I was considered nonexistent. I was a PFC clerk-typist trainee, MOS 006, and according to my paperwork, that's the whole story in a nutshell. I never took any training, never went anywhere, never did anything, and never amounted to more than a PFC clerk-typist trainee...so much for my background. I can't prove a thing by paperwork alone, nor do I have to. I have other ways of proving the truth.

First of all, there were many reports of Soviet psychic spies in 1962. I later met several of them on the astral plane, and we all had a good laugh.

The first thing I was asked when I was recruited is if we could use our psychic powers to kill. This, I suppose, is the basis for the movie, Men Who Stare At Goats, which I have not taken the trouble to watch. We never stared at goats. Goats were never our targets.

I currently teach astral projection, telepathy, remote reading and transition into parallel worlds. Sounds crazy? Perhaps it is. But doing is believing. When you successfully astral project, there will be no doubt.

tune in tomorrow for more....